Greatly Amused

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

chilled:

Don’t ever leave me alone with your friend that I don’t know or I will hate you

rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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acid-bubble-gum:

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invokes:

Expensive?
Very expensive.

- The fault in prices of clothes

Luxury is not a necessity to me, but beautiful and good things are.
Anaïs Nin (via feellng)

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*
meatbicyclevevo:

mosquitotits:

5.00 dollard

6 giuna pig

meatbicyclevevo:

mosquitotits:

5.00 dollard

6 giuna pig

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