porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
i cant believe this
Don’t ever leave me alone with your friend that I don’t know or I will hate you
“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”
- The fault in prices of clothes
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*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.